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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips



Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who's going to build. Larry Ellison



Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. Edsger Dijkstra



Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding. Louis Gerstner



Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso



Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. Andy Rooney



Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living. Nicholas Negroponte



Data is not information, information is not knowledge, knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom. Clifford Stoll



Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson



I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry



I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Isaac Asimov



I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking



I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user. Bill Gates



Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. Steve Wozniak



Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. Isaac Asimov



People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster. Adam Osborne



Supercomputers will achieve one human brain capacity by 2010, and personal computers will do so by about 2020. Ray Kurzweil



The computer is a moron. Peter Drucker



The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing. Douglas Engelbart



The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. Ted Nelson



The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language. Jim Clark



The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. Sydney J. Harris



Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. Jean Rostand



To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. Robert Orben



Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. Clifford Stoll



What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers? Walter F. Mondale



Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Clifford Stoll